I'm Fat Albert.
Fat Abert
I don't have problems. I solve problems.
Fat Abert
I can't take my sweater off...because I, uh, don't know what's underneath.
Fat Abert
Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think.
Doris
This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it.
Doris
I do not have a problem.
Doris
I don't have friends because I don't want friends.
Doris
Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay.
Doris
There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri.
Reggie
You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!
Reggie
Arthur! Learn the handshake!
Reggie
Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!
Reggie
Aren't you the hip-hop fool.
Reggie
Mush Mouth says
Wierd Hal
I am so confused!
Dumb Donald